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Tuesday, February 28, 2006 WRESTLEMMANIAyup 33 more days to the grand daddy of them all! i can't wait for it to happens! John Cena vs Triple H. i ain't a big fan of cena, but i would really love to see this happens. beside the hype build up, not bad also. other than this match the smkdown sides main event, not bad olso. triple threat orton, angle and rey. ALL TIME LOW my morale right now is at all time low. tink i will score less den 55 for that! damn sian. tml papers haven touch! holy shit! ytd spend alot of $$$ pampering myself. but sian! my best subject math, turn out to be the one i gotta worry abt. i muz ganbattee le. tml going out wif old big n gang again! haha not call celebrate aft exam la. be'cox i got exam or no exam olso e same de. so is like not matching the word celebrate. well i tink i will start my doing very soon! haha but mux now start to save quite some $$ 1st. require alot of $$ de! now tt i 've less trouble, it shd come any time! but haha enuff! COOL THINGS ABT GUYS . Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight. yup! to be very frank! in mans conversation, we hardly says, wa lau u c my waist growle, or wa yes man! my waist now slimmer le. which on e other hand is so differnet frm gal! alittle bit dey will make alot of noise! LBK says:  while u guys heard abt get rape by alien aft drunk. here's wat u get for excessive drinking! tt poor guy! if i'm not wrong is those alien from bruce willis"sign"s', aliens tt did dis! haha other den aliens, human will nv have dis kinda of skill, or technology to do this in a nite time de! version 1.0
1:24 AM|| Friday, February 24, 2006 OLD BIG's B'DAE!haha today went to marina bay to eat steamboat! willie, amy ang, jia hao, chee siang, yao long, kok kiong, xue qi, boon siang, lau da, and me! haha, we eat noramal la. den as for every year, JH will start to do stunts! (last time : chop stick fire!) this year he do the 101 ways not to let prawns die easily. aft eating, we drank beer, lau da drink quite alot. n den me n kiong use straw n drink one can each. hmm only one didn't drink, damn ah gua leh.(BS) lau da face quite sei leh.. aft tt we play arcade, my initial?: boo boo man! haha i play virtual cop3 damn act cool! but play hse of dead damn siao! damn exciting! mux shake the guns de! den aft we go watchFINAL DESTINATION 3! the show damn fucking gross! graphically violent!, but its a $ well spend. but b4 tt we go dota, boon siang ar, i hope u reading dis, u noe hor u very kns leh, u tot u very good mehy? u keep on dieing den say we finish le. if lau da kkep on dieing say we die nvm lo. wa lau ay. still wanna teach me how to use my character. wake up ur idea la. learn to be a little bit humble. u are very unpopular amt SOME of us!. Lau da n f3 taut till nex morning. tok n crap arnd. haha noe e worse side of us. we practically critice alot of ppl, behind their back, can say is back-stab ba. but lbk hardly back -stab de. he will show u obviously de la. don worry. i was tinking perhaps the 20 o my, there will be something on too. MP3 hmm i was officially 27hours awake and counting on! went out wif willie, travel all over sg. do his mp3. but haha most impt? eye pleasure!!!! wa!!! COOL THINGS ABOUT MAN You can open all of your own jars. yup a girls who cannot open a jar will ask a man to do it. but a guy will neva ask the femalke to do it. y? cox dey are weak! LBK says:  so wats ur reaction dude? u look kinda nervous. mr HDYC(haven't die yet chicken): na i'm admirnig the hen when she's nude!, look damn sexy sia. hardly c a well developed hawaii featherless babe. btw wats her name? mr LBK:KFC, and shes fucking licking good! version 1.0
4:08 AM|| Saturday, February 18, 2006 -TODAY-today i was waken up by 2 different ppl! jin bin n li juan! for one purpose! ms aileen! hai i was so thrilled when i heard msg & msg again!!! but nvm i'm a sharing person!(quite evil olso) -SERIOUS- hmm right now, i may seem crazy! but deep inside i am damn hayed-wire! i donno y, i jux can't find wat i wan, and focus on it! even if i do, is jux a 3 minutes temperament! my studies for exaple! for pass 3 days, i didn't even bother to flip my book! ok in house training, was really an excuse, aprt of no feel, my right arm was injured and i too damn lazy. thus ytd i sat on a corner for donno how long n medidate, focus on wat i wan, instead i fell asleep! lbk ar!!! u need the hunger u once have one or 2 years ago! or u will end up sweeping floor in the street, or becoming toilet manager! GoGoGo!!! -COOL THINGS ABOUT GUYS- 7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter hmm actually i don quite understand this statement, wat is bathroom lines? but lets asume is the time u spend in the bathroom ba! wa lau minus 80% leh!!! haha really, i jux can't stand waiting for gers to finish their showers! i only take 5 minutes, 10 minutes at most!! -LBK says:  hmm i will settle down for this job! haha no doubt a great n challenging job! well i think if i fail this year, i going to register for diploma of shaving ph! ya! i wanna shave shaave shave!(madman) GoGoGo! version 1.0
-1st SG VIDEO!!!-10:17 PM|| well some ppl lost their phone,(NYP) den inside the sex content now almost whole damn horney citizen of sg noes le. come to it, the ger is pretty. but hai, poor fellow, now the whole nations get to c u nude! well my deepest sympathy to u. don eva anyhow put ur phone if u have lots secret inside. u are one luky man! have such a pretty babe. -COOL THINGS ABT GUYS- . You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. hmm i donno how true izzit, but i nv gib a shit of their sex life. haha -LBK says: ok lets put the nyp chio bu saga aside.  u c dis is wat singapore should do!!! jux in case, hu noe, some may have a tornadee shit. hmm is like , u jux shit n shit, without stopping. so u need to wipe n wipe ur holy shit!!! but remember, every once in a while u should flush it, or u will clog the toilet bowl. u don wanna c those pictures!!! yucks!!! its like pouring curry to white rice, with those kan dang smashed. hmm and chicken skin torn. ee i tink i better stop! version 1.0
6:00 AM|| Friday, February 17, 2006 -I'm NOT STUPID 3!-u noe i hope i will star in e next series of i'm not stupid. emphasizing on laziness!!! honestly, i believe i'm not stupid, yes slow i'm but still got hope de. futhermore, the subjects i study in dis cox is really i like alot de, but jux donno y i don wanna study. sian! up till now exam coming le, i noe i way too behind the topics cover le, still don wanna study. ARGH! jack neo, u wan my story? -COOL THINGS ABOUT GUYS- 5. WeekEnds' Night Football. haha typical guys!!! football!!! or wrestling! -LBK says:  dis cat went for an audition for the role of garfield, when the manager told him tt he is too white to be garfield, this was his imeediate reaction! but he do looks kinda adorable. hi pussy cat! version 1.0
9:24 AM|| Wednesday, February 15, 2006 -AWKWARD-i went 2 lesson, check out the class room, there was not a single soul around! den i saw the lecture! shit! jux me and him?!!! no way! haha i try to flee!, but he saw me,:'the lecture room is tt direction', sian tiao!. haha luckily a girl frm e other class came to my rescue. so for the 1st ten minutes. we(along with e lecture) waited for some miracles. unfortunatly, tt was a ten minutes NOT well spend. den another 10minutes later, a malay guy came! hmm mr lau's mood gradually improve! haha but i was the only appearance for the class. the class ended. tt poor guy, giving a lecture for 3 guys only. haha come to it, it was damn funny! his expression n stuff! he was a nice guy after all. -WWE- someone gotta tell mr vince mcmahon wwe sux right now!!! the direction is all screwed up! there's a superman legacy right now in raw! and tt superman is none other den...! yes john cena! alrite he has the x-factor, the charisma, the looks, the body. but he jux does not hav tt 'it'! wat the rock , dx and stone cold have in e past! but the grief will soon be over, cox according to source. 46 days frm now! another superman, kings of kings, celebral asassasin, the game will challenge him for the title! at least tt will be a good match. i hope. yup! the storyline is kinda bored nowadays too, apart from the reality turn storyline from love triangle, matt hardy, edge n lita. i didn't really see any great strong-lines around! screw stephaine! to hell la! i tink i shd watch the 5 corner arena tna wrestling le. version 1.0
8:47 AM|| Tuesday, February 14, 2006 -SORRY-LBK fails to deliver e special editon. i tink is jam ba. valentines ma, ppl sure make use of this chance to dedicate this n tt de la. so i tt day miss out lo. ps. -VALENTINE!!!- it's official! cupid was so drunk,  he ends up matching, all kinds of crap! as for his punishment. he was force to shave away his pubic!!! -sorry image cannot be shown, restricted- -LONELY - well, again i'm lonely for my valentine. hmm come to it, i'm kinda prefer a single life so far. no worries, so selfish, so free. but there will be one day when i will look for a companion again. as for when? ask the dumb pubicless cupid! (hopefully i will kill my 'valentine alone' spell) -COOL THINGS ABOUT MAN- 4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. obviously! man need ony a pair of underwear for 5 days! how many do females need? a simple maths, differniate dFemale/dUNDERWEAR= 10 piece minmun. i don wanna say who, but when we go hk, she brought 2 cases!!! for 4 days only, n i only bring a my sch bag (big one de). -LBK says: is the festive of love! let lbk brings u a very loving gift  cool right? wish all lovers continue to be lovers!!! version 1.0
12:27 AM|| Monday, February 13, 2006 -COOL THINGS ABOUT MAN-3. I know stuff about tanks. ya i noe a little abt tt. its military. gers are hardly interested in such cool stuff. -FIREWORKS- ytd my hse there gt chingay! yup! but i give it a miss to watch "jiang hu", so damn nice the show. the twist is damn cool! but anyway there was fireworks. but sadly the block infront of me, block it!!! ARGHH!!! -LBK says:  u c love are spreading so fast, that even players can't stand , & had to get lay! desperate? ,valentine's loving sprit too strong? of izzit the hornytine time!!!. anyway be sure to stay in tml's speical editon BLOG is LBK! version 1.0
8:48 AM|| Sunday, February 12, 2006 -COOL THINGS ABOUT MAN-2. Movie nudity is virtually always female haha is damn true lor. hardly u c a mans pubic hair in the R21 or M 18 show de ma. the most u can c is his butt!!! maybe dis olso prove something, girls have higher S factor. yup u don buy a porn disc to c man nude. -LAZY NIGHT- for the whole of ytd, i neva really study or revise much. after dotaing wif my ahmigo, i play the raw vs smackdown! general manager mode. haha play a couple of match, very exciting! lets c, i tink i play till 7 plus am!!! den later i watch pirates of the caraiban(aiya my spelling gone cae le). 2 thumbs up! very nice. i would hab do e same things, if i was all alone, wif no family. den write some e-mails. wake up 4pm!!! muz chiong my clock building, and start my structured le. -LBK says:- in life we must be happy. muz be cranky. muz be horny(opps i did it again) if there's a problem, don make a big fuss abt it! don care abt it! have a care-free life like ur truly People Champuion. LBK  u see, some people love the game so much tt dey collect the sweat and taste else sweat! this gentleman over here, jux tate de china/huston rockets, centre role, yao mings, armpit sweat! to us? yuckie. to him? look at his expression **(spoiler) yummie!! hmm lucky he don play soccer, cox basketball uses arm, u c dis, soccer use legs, u will c him his tongue between the knees! to where i don wanna say. cox thinking of it is digusting enuff. version 1.0
12:26 AM|| Saturday, February 11, 2006 LION DANCE jux now, me eat diner. wa den out of a sudden the lion dance appear!!! argh!!! haha i enjoy it. inside the coffee shop. den there was a dog, on its owner's arm. when the drum n gold plate hit the poor dog look so frightened, haha the expression, kinda funny. wa pian e noise mux be killing th poor fellows drum. but sometime , i tink i wanna learn to lion dance olso!! like this so much. dumb me! to give up tt time! haha in future i will hire lion dance everytime, if i gotta $$$. COOL THINGS ABOUT MAN: hmm this is a new content for Blog is LBK™. this is actually wat i read, and i decided to share. 1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. haha trust me. it's true. LBK™ says:  kids are always curious. for boys, they wonder what is inside the skirt? and for girls, they wonder y man wear skirt, and as a kid, dey peep., it will be a poor childhood if u ever bring ur kid to scotland, becox most of the man wear skirt. and even as adults, u don wanna noe or by all means C wats in it! maybe for kids that are horny. all sex bomb that look forward to be bomb. version 1.0
6:21 AM|| Thursday, February 09, 2006 FATwelcome to blog is LBK™!!! hmm quite a number of days no on line le. lazy la. anyway latly i tink i gt lots of colestrol. i ate half spring chicken for straight 2 days!!! haha but no gain weight, i appear to grow bigger only. CHIONG (code red) yup my exam is right around the corner, the fact is i'm not prepare. there's still alot i don't know yet. i tink the time is almost near to chiong le. MY DARLING arghh!!! now i'm in a delima(donno correct spelling not) now i heard tt someone even prettier will be coming!!! is call the v3x!!! nothing much is release yet. except its a 2 mega pixel, 3G phone. so i tink i gotta wait for the release 1st!!! den c v3i will drop till how 1st! LBK™says: Know your role and shut ur mouth!  well u c! dis is wat happens if u tok too much thrash and pisses the big dogs. the bull-dog is so cute, look at its face. anyway. the story goes like dis. bully(white), tot brownie(obviously) was in trouble, as he was breathing very weird. so bully decide to do cpr for brownie, the next moment u should noe le hor? version 1.0
11:57 PM|| Monday, February 06, 2006  I'm IN LOVE!!! hmm she's so beautiful!! i love her since i saw her, but at that time she's kinda exp. later her price drop. but realize tt functions are not tt great. but the time has come!!! her upgrade V3i is here!!! yuppie!!! gotta wait awhile, maybe i will aquire her service right at my 20th b'day!!! MY LOVE HISTORY my very 1st phone was the ericson phone, with blue shell, come to it, is pathetic compare to now.  next i had my 1st 2nd hand phone,3210. well is not bad, i still have it now, although is not working.  then it was my very 1st contract phone,ever since i never changed my no. well i love my no. yeah it is 3610. its really very similar to the 3210. except better looking. cannot remember its life spend le, i tink is 6 month ba. its about $100.  next it was my very 1st bluetooth, color, camera phone!its sony ericsson's t610!!! come to it i love tt phone!!! it lasted abt 1year plus. i was so in love with it! i spend $500 on it, but sell it at $160! i miss you  and den this was the time.my 1st so call pda phone. E680 to be frank its the most user friendly phone, the ppl champ ever have. except for the sms. man i love this love jux as much. but u noe, i 'm those careless asshole. so i'm afraid tt my phone will be wreck in no time. this den cost abt $200, with plan. hmm with $200 voucher, and my upgrade plan. haha that was when i felt in love with motorola. V3, u seduced me!!! lasted for 6 month, n sold for $400.  out of no where i have a new phone,sony's k508i, it was a free phone n it lasted only for 2 month. sad sad. not my kind of phone, no bluetooth, but still a decent phone. at that time i was 2 timing!!! very difficult to handle. i sold it for around $150.  so with $550 trade in value,the combination of my k508i, n e680. i brought the 1st ever!!!! designers phone! 7610... man shes such a babe. i was so in love with her!!! unfortunatly, i was facing a huge delima. i will explain later. i brought it at around $700!!! my most exp to date phone!!! i love it alot de, if not for dropping it on the ground few time, and have problem reading the mmc card. i will never sold it away. arghh!!! i sold it at a barget $300!!! i love u!!! *pain* its almost 6months,  which will evntually lead to my 1st ever samsung ,color clam shell phone. P730 hmm, not one of the best one, i brought it at $298! clearance la,, hai, alot of problem, made me don even feel like sms, its only good at calling n answering, and taking photo! can rotate de, kinda cool. not bad except as some problem. i brought it at november, so the question is how long will it last!!!??? esp i have a bigger desire n eye on the hottest babe right now!!!! Hmmm i never try siemen-benQ(dey merge le), and panasonic b4, i would love a 3G phone, but i don't tink i want it rite now too la, well i set a plan le, if tonite my mom lend me $$$ i will buy V3i within dis week, n bye bye samsung. but if my mom don't lend me, i gotta save up till may to buy it!!! can't wait for tonite.. i tink i will be diserpointed de la. "don't waste this kinda $$$ la"(expected de haha) LBK says: the time is now! now heres wat u all came for!  hmm guys!,cannot resist temptation? don't worry la, for only $780, u can have this lock!!! wife u can buy this too, if ur hubby is too horny. or affraid of him having affair. locks & chains sold seperatly. version 1.0
7:44 AM|| Saturday, February 04, 2006 PACKED!well tuesday i must hand in my PEEE projects paper work, and by this friday i must hand in my Sun Zi's too. NEW well lbk will almost be back, right now, he stills needa build on some things. yup alot of things. mean while, i tink jux after the holidays. he will rise agian!!! hail the king! LBK says: the year of chickens has juxt pass, but nvm, there's always the chicks! erm bad to topic.  it Chickzilla!!! hmm nowadays e chicken we eat is all injection, force to grow faster n bigger de. hmm, i wonder how it would taste! fucking licking good! i mean 'finger' courtesy of KFC version 1.0
6:22 AM|| Friday, February 03, 2006 I WANNA BEwell haha, i think e lbk will be the man, that everyone love, to hate! if u understand. well this will be a significant achievement for me. RESPECT well i promise. but it will be briefly, well let c. from e point of respect. u may think, wat a ego will knows abt respect. but well. a real lbk for a moment. the 1st person: my mom. the 2nd one: my brother in law jeremy the 3rd person: willie the no.4 person; kok kiong of cox theres still a couple or 2 tt i can't remember at the moment. MY MOM well need no explaination JEREMY he is a one of a son, the best. and a god damn responsible father. WILLIE well for a friend of his calerbre(donno how to spell) u won't wanna ask for more. KOK KIONG hmm this man, easy he gives n give, yet never ask for a return. as long as we are happy he is happy! LBK says:  well this is definatly la bra sie!!! e wonderbra! i hope if i die, dey will clone thousand pair of myhands, make this bra. den connect it to my sprit! wa i will die in peace!!! version 1.0
9:31 AM|| Thursday, February 02, 2006  WWE hmm a very surprising winner of the rumble. anyway congrat to rey mysterio!! perhaps e lightest to win one! but i tink as expected, he will lose his title shot very soon. even b4 mania. taker will most probably lose to kurt angle, probably a mark henry interferance! which will lead to a match a mania. THE COUNTDOWN! the countdown begans! yup! its e grand daddy of them all!!! WRESTLEMANIA 22!!! 59 more days!!! LBK says:  well if read the papers today, u realize tt a man was being fine by keeping 6 of this tratulas!!! arghh!!! so remember, cooperate or u noe wat will claw into ur UNDER-PANTS!!! version 1.0
5:17 AM|| Wednesday, February 01, 2006 RESPECTwell actually e ppl champ has alot of respect for alot of ppl, unfortunatly he has no time to tok much today! so i tink i will be in this topic later this month, or early next month ba. MOOD can't be better. i tink i will be in my peak in 2month time. by than it will be a new semester. and a new sch year super fast, but i'm lovin it! the weather should be sunny!!! LBK says: in the year of dog. let lbk tells u or rather shows u, the inventor of doggy style!   well i tink even human have to learn from doggy to gain fun! in the dog of year? wat else man? DOGGY STYLE!!! version 1.0
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