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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

THE PEOPLE'S WAIT
wohooo!
8 more days!!!
n the magic began!
my pick will be on...
actually england,
but since my fav rooney is out.
sorry...
no pick!
i will jux wait to watch football!
i love the game!!!

THE PEOPLES' VISIT
hmm, the peoples' champ, lbk
is a huge fans of liquid generation!
by phlip noris, suck my news,
a very crappy but enjoyable prog.
next is funny videos by killsometime.com.
& finally wwe.com,
it enables me to catch up wif my fav sports!

FRIDAY PROG!!!
i tink very soon,
my friday will be fully occupy!
other den motor lesson,
weiber had offer me a job!
to aid him in some kinda fruitful project,
tt i once was so in love with!
i still need some sparks to bring my passion back!

FREE TIME?
hmm, now my really free time will be wednesday!!!
unfortunatly if tt'fruiful' proj works,
i will geniually occupy my wed too!
tt means,
no more free time!!!
huray!

SPRING
haha..
come to it,
i tot of having a new spring,
unfortunatly my schd is really eating too much of my time,
which i don't dares to tink for the time being!
unless its someone i feel i worth sacrisfising for.
the last experience was quite a bad investment...
hmm lets see,
when the right one comes,
& the feel is available,
its when lbk strikes!

c4/SP
the only reason y lbk has been chionging so much in late,(c4)
is b'cox he wanna stimulate, n get ready for wat he will be facing in future,
one thing is for sure,
lbk will have only a 1% chance of staying in c4 aft attaining his diploma,
well as for the 99% chance,
i'm looking forward to be in some kinda engineering company.
howeva, if theres a 1%...
theres always a possibilty( we shall see)
as for my diploma,
i tink to attain it,
would not be much of a problem.
i've found a solution,
a key!
i tink i'm gona boycott,
my msn!!!! wasted alot of precious time, by sticking my mind to it all the time!!!

LBK says:


u see, thats y they always say,

is good to train a puppy since young!

don't be stingy! pay extra $30 for the trainer to teach ur puppies to flush!

or u will have to endure tis!!!

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Monday, May 29, 2006

SUMMARY
20 years has pass!
i done lots of stunts!
for the past year...
hmmm,
bitching is e most serious lately.
but wat most impt is my yr 20 diary is fresh!
page 1` of the chapter!
woohooo!!! time to kick off my 1st page!

1st PAGE
standard de,
i will slack every year,
but this yr,
i needa go sch, sian
i tink later i will go out wif my mom to eat again!
quite sian..
haha
do same thing every year,
but not bad la...
haha get to spend time wif them.

HALL OF FAME
actually one is enuff,
but i won't mind having more!
CYNTHIA
GUO CHUNG
CHEE SIANG
congrat congrat!!!
hahahaha
thanks for alot of things,
its definatly not the overnight stuff..
haha
cynthia, wah lau,
donno how many years since gt female name le...
haha
of cox there are still many impt friends i've!!!!
not tt i don recognize u all(HAHAHAAHA)
but is still not very close yet la!
will have time de!!!
*** season 06/07, will be even more exciting!!!
stay tune!!!
more stunts will be out!
even more hardcore n extreme stuff wil be available!
as for mushy stuff?
think will be less la...
cox i turn more unromantic alreadi!!!(haha)

THE PEOPLES WAIT
wahaha,
the 20 years of awaiting is over!!!
now i am waiting for my wife!!!
but 1st i muz get my certificate of marriage 1st!!!arghhhh!!!

LBK says:








wooohooo!!!
see!!! lbks has invited alot of guess celebrities along to
his 20th mini party!
he invited paris hilton's chihuahuas' boyfriend,
the iron milk tyson,
n michealle jackson(mj) the party dogs!(he like puppies!!!)
n many more!!!!
ooooooo....
i kid i kid!!!!
i love doggies!!!
my wish for the year???!!!
i wish all doggies get their true love/owners/buddies/friends!!!
i wish all animal abuser, die instantly and fuck balls rot in hell!!!

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Friday, May 26, 2006

FUSTRATION
its damn fustrating that i'm repeating the same cox!
over & over again!
i started really good,
den as a mistake occur,
i screwed up!

I KID! I KID!
haha i read king kong's blog,
i assume that that most hatable person is mouck!
n thank you for the comment!
mind me?
of cox!
i'm nobody!
i'm jux a part timer,like u was..
well its not that most "people" don wanna say!
its jux that are u that most people...
& very well.
i'm that least people tt dares to speak up!
by all means i don't despise u,
nor i hate u..
pls check the bloody dictionary!
theres a differnet between despise n dislike!
well if u really wanna discuss abt that?
lets get into it?
who is more like a supervisor?
scolding fellow supervisor?
using pin like nobodies business?
well perhaps u are more up to hand!
a temporary management!
i muz say,
you are the man!
i would heck care if you are to do stunts,
that can hardly affect me!
but everytime u create stunts?
u noes wat happens...
well i jux donno y,
of so many ppl,
i jux had to find trouble wif u,
ask urself!
is my expectation 2 high to let u piss me off?
or are you basically pissing everyone else wif ur stunts?

M.S: if u do ur things conciously,
u don't have to gib a shit wat ppl bitch abt u...
if u wan i'm always available for 1 on 1 talk!

LBK says:
well i'm late le!!!
wahaha!!!

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

NEW
theres a new link!!!
n its royston blog.
hmm name him as superman!
donno y oso,
u c he look so nerd at times,
wah lau,
den got so many cha bo e kan tao de!
zai man!

AWAKEN???
hai..
tink i've been dreamning 4 way too long!
its time to be awaken!!! (alot of aspect)
1st: i wanna get my diploma!
i don't think i wanna be a certified aerospace engineer!
its damn tough man!
wah lao ay, so stressful,
the pay is damn appealing,
but everytime i sign on the dotted line,
i tink i gotta worry like hell!!!
wether the plane will crash or
this & that...
hai, sian man...
2nd: still my diploma
lately, i haven't be a good boy.
muz start doing my tutorial,
everyday stick to e sttupid football manager!
kns!!
less slacking pls!!!

3rd: (~_-)
well, no well la,
nothing to say.
haha


HALL OF FAME!
haha lbk already has who is on his mind already..
but dis year is quite limited sia,
b'cox i haven't really been socialble lately,
except or making lots of high bye friend only..
haha


LBK says:


















ohhhh, look at that,
so sweet wat a cute little raindeer,
well let lbk make a little prediction,
see how cute that little fellow is,
so lovable, adorable so on & so for...
as for when its' horns start to grow?
he will practically rape every female raindeer in the zoo!!!
den he will be brought to the WWF court!
n will have to sentence him to life time imprisonment
n serve my fairy god daddy,
Mr Santa Clauz
who will play a huge part in changing him
to a lawful raindeer again...
of coz, his horns will be kep under heavy probhation!

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

CARELESS
hai, i tink i cannot get into aerospace engineering le la.
hahaha
wa lao ay,
kns man.
today play e helicopter,
the battery for the remote all put wrongly.
haha e lecture very funny!
like the slam dunk coach de,
say wanna kill me,
n i cannot make it haha.
really very funny!!!
all the helicopter become handicapter.
hahaha

c4
hmm,
actually c4 is a stimulation for wat life will be aft my graduations,
when i come to wrk.
lately i've get myself into alot of politics,
which i tink muz be ended imm!!!
i don't tink i wanna get into it,
unless it's directly under my nose,
n invovle me.
so i tink i juz heck care n wrk wat i s given to me
is the best!
after all i'm juz a part timer,
n shd stay away frm those stuff.
whiisssh..


SP
haha i tink i muz wrk harder,
damn slack there leh.
like tt cannot make it ar..

THE PEOPLES' WAIT
hahaha its coming!!!
i'm hitting my 20!!!
den one more year i WILL have my kawa!!!
another wife coming le..
burden alot.. dis one muz eat petrol de,
very expensive...

LBK says:




















aiyo, dis man siao de...
he muz be taking too much vigra le...
u see,
u noe the morale of the story?
never take dis kinda things to enchance performance!
otherwise will have side effects de!
oso it will harm ur mates!
howeva in this term,
he ask for a refund,
but the sales guy don wanna refund,
so he take out his daughter from his pocket,
n jux wanna threatened the salesman...
poor ger.

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6:14 AM||

Friday, May 19, 2006

MAJULAH LBKra
well it means forward lbk!
hmm, come to it i looking forward for my future!
haha, i don't care going to be wat,
i jux look forward.
cox i'm a forward looking person!

c4
i'm really looking forward to wrk on weekends!
b'cox tts when e time i can wrk so well,
without needing to tink abt my sch!

SCREWED
hai!!!!!
i flung again!!!
dis time i tink e instructor is a fucker stingy bastard!
no traffic offence! by ME! (can u believe it???!!!)
den tt idiot keep on spraying h2o,
for my e-brake coz!
of cox i will skiiii!!!
dumb-ass!
i did so well except my posture!
den he fail me!!!
arghhh!!!
nv i will be back on next sat!
wahaha 8.30am!
stronger den eva!
hopefully i don't hab to repeat again!!!

SP
i wan my diploma!
nez wk opp test!
jia lat man.
donno single crap abt it!
mux really burry head bitter do alreadi!

I KID I KID
2day no mood leh,
lets c!!!
anybody???
wat abt lbk!!!
HURRAY!!!
kns, damn freaking lazy!
ase teach 5~6 chap,
nw only done one tutorial only!
sch start 5weeks,
slp 4.5 weeks!!!
wat the hell u doing man!
u cannot make it la!
better be awake!!

LBK says:
well actually dis is my ideal way of crapping my 20th b'dae,
but its immpossible!!!
haha...
it will be so fun!!
till last man stand!!!
or perhaps last dog stand?

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5:03 AM||

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

I KID I KID
hmm,
i tink i'm sure hardcore,
my friendster,
i'm doing it.
so i'm gona explain more here!
bs, n steven.
steven wrk wif him can,
but definatly can EVER be freind wif him.
wrking no choice muz wear mask!
u noe i'm not jasmine u noe( i kid, i kid!)
bs,
be friend forcefully can,
wrk together,
cannot make it la.
donno is i too demanding or
he do too much L.J stuff,
to piss me off.

now to dover,
kns, i've a proj call ase.
is damn tough.
n it consist of a slacker(me),
hero(kenry)
& a i doono wat the fuck is he
in short wtf(fauzi)
dis one be friend chit chat can,
but wrk wif him!
as i say wtf!
i don wanna comments much,
but the things he is doing,
is well way off the point!!!
sorry but to say,
u are no good enuff to even bitch infronnt of me!
cannot make it man u, you.
but alrite apart, frm wrking,
hope we can still be good friend?
i gt one more year u noe?

*pardon lbk frm being so lbklistic!!!
apologies to hmm... no one?


FAIRY-GOD-MOTHER(FGM)
i ask fgm,
she reply me le,
she want me to tink probably,
i tot of it,
hai not i wanna give up ar.
is only fgm,
u wanna help me oso no use.
i tink we cannot communicate..
either is i too lousy or she is too busy.

LBK says:
today i'm so sinful..
bitch so much abt others...
hopefully my retribution will come fast!
faster!!!
i'm so adorable m'i???
if i offfend i'm sorry!!!
i kid i kid!!!

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10:30 AM||

Friday, May 12, 2006

NEGATIVE
today the ugly side of lbk will be unveil!!
i'm evil!!!

EVIL
some ppl say i speak without using my brain...
well guess wat???
i agree!!!
hmm.
lbk is lazy,+ EVIL...
so, i lazy to use brain,
b4 i speak!
i prefer to use my heart to speak!
is all the truth!
at least u hear frm my heart!!!
evil comments!!!
hmm another place where i usually use is,
my dick!!!
yeah dick tok!
so expect a more hardcore n brainless blog frm now on!
so if i offend!
pls pls forgive me!!!!


PETTY
come to it,
i've been quite petty as of lately.
well heart tok!
ang boon siang pisses me off the other time,
which is so long ago.
well so long ago leh...
so i will put it behind me!
hai too bad i tink it will nv be the same again,
b'cox he offend my stomach!
e most sensitive part of mine...

LBK says:
















if those bloody dumb bitches in orchard who kana molested by
bankalah sux!
wait till dey go overseas!
dis is wat dey will get in return!
dis a man!
imagine wat dey will do to a WEman!

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

TREAT
wahaha saw this frm chee lee friendster,
so kapo n share wif all u lbkholics!


haha is so funny n lame!!!

QUESTION
elieen once told me,
a man n woman can nv juz be friends.
how true izzit?
well i do have juz a few,
real few who listen to me,
or i listen to them,
when dey in trouble de.
hmm,
next question is,
when u became close friends,
n u noe every single bad habits both of u have,
is it still possible tt u will become couple?
n last question is,
y izzit that ppl always wanna be friends b4 becoming couple?

n of cox there goes alot & alot of qn.
which is like a cycle.
qn lead to qn lead back to qn..
hmm no wonder i so many white hair.

n now leads to one knot in my heart for ages..
wat izzit that i really wants n desire for?
wat is it leh?
so many question mark.

PREDATOR vs LBK
after dominating the universe,
the predator are back to earth!
there dey found a legend,
the king of all kings!
the blinky v1,
one & only lbk!!!
its only logical to place him top of their hunted list!
will the world toughest,
be hunted?
or will he hunt the hunter?
it will be the gorest,
bloodiest,
toughest movie in the month
since "the armpit wars"
so buckle up now!
cox,
Predator vs LBK is












COMING TO THEATER NEAR U SOON!!!

*pre order ur ticket now,
n stand a chance to win lbks' award winnig
armpit war dvd with lbks' exclusive autograph live!!!
when u dine with him at a nearby coffee shop near your place!
so waste no time now!
call to book ur tickets now!!!

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9:06 AM||

Friday, May 05, 2006

Battery Meter: Full
Morale Meter : Empty

HAIz
wa today my motor lesson was super sian!
oso donno wat i'm doing!
at zebra crossing,
no slow down, chiong.
at corner chiong!
anyhow cut vehicle!
knn!
kana scold by the instructor!!!
haiz.
e ppl say i very cool..
but i tink i'm damn stupid lo!
holy shit!
its not the 1st time i fail,
be'cox of my safty measures le!
shit man!
hope i am focus next time!
nono i MUZ be focus!
i c the lis gotta wait till chrismas den can take le la.
crap!
as for my motor?
haha
next lesson is wed 2 plus!
so hope i don screw up again!
ARGHH!!!!!

CONSOLATION
hahaha!!!
after months or year(i oso nt sure) of awaiting!!!
we are finally together!
hmm,
is really my darling man,
every single moment with me,
go toilet oso bring together!
haha..
black one didn't manage to get,
but blue one oso super sexy!
haha! i jux love it so much!
is god-damn sexy!!!
V1 & V3x is finally as 1 le!!!
wahaha
hmm, but muz 1st apply for 3G 1st..
hai..
still muz pay$21 for it man, damn sian..

GUTS
most of the time,
i wonder,
y wasn't i given the correct guts?
well not everyone can gamble life like i do,
but almost everyone can just tell their special one,
how special are they!
donno how many years ago i miss a chance.
its over,
but right now, theres a new story,
a new plot, a new person!
n a not so new me...
but i hope i will not miss dis opportunity again..
or again?????
haha, tink gotta cut down on beer n cheesy nachos alreadi!
time to know my role, n shut donno wat mouth!!
if ya smell wat lbk is cooking!!!

YOUNG
hmm, i'm still young,
very vulnerable to mistakes,
no doubts.
but one thing is for sure,
i learn from it,(MINUS THE MOTOR LESSON)
as for my future leh.
think i shall not rush,(as in where i wanna go to)
cox really, aerospace industry,
is a damn stressful n difficult place,
to be in,
n get into respectively.
especially i have not found my passion for study!
things is going hard there,
but days still have2 go on.
try my best lo.
is definatly more difficult den last season.
more complicated,
howeva if other can do it,
i don't c why almighty lbk,
can't do it!

COOL THINGS ABT MAN
" You can wear a white shirt to a water park."
well i shd not goes into it!
one hint: ur nipples!

THE PEOPLEs' WAIT
finally the acquisition of v3x,
marks the new awaitng period!!!
right now there's still not much realistic waitning yet,
haha.
but the beloving lbk will be hitting his 20 in 25 days time!!!

LBK says:

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IntrO

Name
Dante Lim Boon Kiat
Age:
21
D.O.B:
May 30th 1986
Others:
V1, LBK.
Basically LBK is a Gamer, not exactly those video game freaks,
but he play with himself. play with his limits, his destiny.
He don't win all the time, but the point is he usually left with an impact.
He's more of a player than an audience.
He pushes his Drive and Determinations to a whole new level when needed.
He's Lazy at most of the time.
He very well classified under the "Extreme" catergeory.

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HiS Loves


His Curse
Virgil
Family
Soccer
Manchester United
Wrestling
Gyming
Sports
Travelling
Eat like there's no tml
Defying destiny
His muscles being overworked
German Shepherd
Golden Retriever
Alaskian Malamute
Pug
Taking Photoes
Hanging Out with Cool Dudes

HiS Dislikes


Crazy Drivers
Customers from the Jungles
Pussy Hyprocrite and Backstabers (who doesn't)
Time Wasting
Last Minutes...(ironically i does tt mst of e time)
Crazy Bitches
A.H asshole!
Feeling Helpless
Feeling Weak

HiS Desires


Kawasaki 150
Bike Liscence
Swatch
Nike Tempo SS
Even Greater Body
Class 3 Lisence
Car~Toyota Vios
Career~ Confidential
Cash~ A.M.A.P
Paris Stunt
Learn to speak Malay, Spanish and French
Playstation 3
PSP
Pug
Learn To Play Drums , Piano and Guitar
Oakley Shades
Virgil Make-Over
Nike Fusion Boots
Dread-Lock
Honda CBR600. Virgil
Bungee Jump
Parachute
Helicoptor Repelling
Survivor Camp(3days enuff!)
Diving
Fly a Plane

HiS Believes


His Ability to do Miracles
He's more than What He is
Hi Potetial is unlimited
He will one day become "a Great one"
God has long abandoned the World
Failure is the best Motivator to Success
Laughter is The Best Medicine
Cherish Evey Moments, Cox Any Moments can be the Last
Error is Inevitable, so is Failing
Human are Natural Actors
Human Toy with their own Feelings
What Goes Around, Comes around
There's no Forever Enemies, nor Lovers.
Actions Speak So Much Louder Than Words
Destiny Lies in your own Hands
Err is Human, Forgiving is Divine

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*January 2006
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*June 2006
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*August 2006
*September 2006
*October 2006
*November 2006
*December 2006
*January 2007
*February 2007
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HiS PasT

Hmmmmm, so ladies and gentlements!!!say Bye Bye to...
OH SHITomg, it's the first time i since donno how ...
SALESwoooo! nowadays, i'm getting more like a puss...
!!!RATED!!!H.Sholy shit!!! kns, how??? i loss wei...
TEST my test is finally over! 4 test, most likely ...
MSTmid semester test... i always assume, its just ...
RANDOMhmm going back there, suddenly i opened up a...
MONDAYhmm monday will be my first paper le. if i'm...
18 JUNE2007 3amHAPPENINGhmm lately playing romance...
PIRATES OF THE CARABBEANAwe! nice show. every john...

HiS MeN

Your Say


His Good Soliders

1999:.

SHUAN TAN
SAMUEL LAU
MELVIN YEO

2OOO:

ALiff
Wen Yang
Yi Xiang
Chuen Hwee

2001:.

Yisan
Keneth
Ai Chia
Li Juan

2002:.

Andy
Chun Siong
Rodney
Zhi Yong

2003:.

Willie
Jason
Jian Ming
Farouk

2004:.

Siaw Jin
Martina
Jia Hao
Zhe Ming

2005:.

Eddie
Kok Kiong
Yao Long
Chan Yang
Andre

2006:.

Guo Chung aka old big
Chee Siang
Cynthia
2007:.

Rui An & Agnes
Jun Yuan
Saifudin
Sky
THANK YOU, U GUYS FOR BEING A PART IN MY LIFE!

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