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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

OUCH!!!
fuck pain!!!
on monday i carried 12 litres of milk!
den my leg jux twist!
n i flew!
2 packets of milk was broke open!
i'm really very piss!
i feel like slamming e remaining milk!!
haha..
poor anger management!!!

SP
haha i love my maths teacher!!!
today e joke was damn halirious!!!
totally devoted lecturer, tt brings me tons of inspiration!
i tink my negotation skill gone case liao la..
sian...

TLJ
ms tan li juan!
wa lau ay...
haha praise u a little only ur head grow like,
ur stomach so big!
haha pls lo...
is my vocab limited,
haha donno muz tell u how many time...
don't be so happy!!!
& e guessing game is u start de lo!!!
hahaha..
anyway hope u are doing fine!

PRECIOUS
thank you for being so understanding,
and so supportive...
n always hahahaing

RUMORS
hmmm,
there maybe a small % on lbk opening
a on line personal album!!!
nothing has been confirm yet..

LBK says:
hmm got error sian!!!

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Friday, July 21, 2006

HOLIDAYS
yeah holidays is coming liao!
yeah i gt 2 place to run!
c4 n a place to learn new things...
morning to evening jurong,
night c4!
i'm still loyal de ok?
hahahahaha...

but
b4 i could do tt...
i'm going to spare 2 days!
1) my old 4F cvss classmate!!!
i miss u guys!
2)my always siao c4 brothers..

haha.. hang out together..
b4 e one month of hell began!!!
most impt i muz 1st pass my exam ar!!!
sian!

LBK says:





















latest cartoon network news!!!
e purple color de bunnie dinosaur take
one month mc due to dinobox..
so here is e winner of "bunnie replacement for one month!!!"
fat bunny!!!
woo congrat man!!!

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

DnD 2006
hmm dis blog will all be focusing on the following event...
had a really fuck time getting there!!!
a fucking cab driver!
i hope his tyre got puncture everytime he starts to drive!
fuck care hhim aside!

lets get to e point!
haha
e nite was really abt sabotaging!!!
haha
kok kiong, wen xin,
karma, so on n for!
haha
damn shiok!
i was lucky to escape frm e sabotaging!!!
hahaha... =P

haha finally get to tkae pics le...
damn like e pics...
haha

















haha,2 legends, 2 rookie, one 13th auntie!!!
kok kok kiong, 13th auntie, long yea.
pasta king, king of kings!!!
i love this e most!!!
1st i look nice!
n next is e people whose in e photoes..
haha..
practically i jux like e way i look!
hahah




















my photo wif kok kok kiong!!!
hahaha..
hmm, hes like my big bro,
giving me advises,

guides me,
n i hell sure learn alot of things frm him!

thanks god for blessing me wif such a nice lad!
haha although i often sooot him,
but i had damn lots of respect for dis man!
thanks!!!






















long yea!!!
haha my honor to be taking photo wif him man..
jokes aside...
i had to say e masn i respect most is him liao la.
e most loyal friend i could have,
e most humble guy i came across!
despite a year older den him,
i'm not ashame to say that i learn alot of stuff oso frm him!!!
haha too bad charlene nv come, hahaha





















meh meh!!!
hahaha!!!
u c i grow taller le!!!
hahaa..
hmm although i'm older,
i'm like a child to her!!!
haha,
u old liao le la!
haha i'm sure shes the best!
donno wat to say to u oso!
haha except i really enjoy e times we spend together!!!
haha tok as if i COULD leave any moment... hahaha





















boss...
haha dis is where my loyalty lies...
hahaha,
hes my boss,
he deserved my respect..
no matter how sux my impression was to him..
he is always my boss,
e guy that hires me,
n i will always pledge my loyalty to!
*stupid kok kiong wif his dumb bear!
haha





















haha don let her appearance fools u!
she looks firece n like wanna bash u up!
but i encounter it!
shes a joker!!!
hahaha...
one of e best lao jiao to mess wif!!!
woo hooo e joy jux nv ends!!!




















i noe la,
u tink i'm drunk rite?
no la..
haha i'm jux high only..
wa lan ay,
i so long nv drink le of cox my skill becum lousy!!!
hahah, she resemble me of jiahao!
her voice,
is damn gentle, n soft!!!
hahha
another funny person!
play along wif my lame jokes!
donno is i entertain her,
or she entertain me...
hahaha




















lulu jie..
haha, e plum version of chao wei! hahaha..
hmm shes e most steady management i eva heard of!
haha..
but nv gotta wrk real close wif her,
as i arrive back frm my departure,
aft her transfer to ps...
so i shd really look forward to e opportunity...
hahhahaha...




















haha.. adeline..
hahahaha she damn funny,
b'cox i made we made her so funny!
her rumors nv stops..
haha ... (JIAWEN)
super sporting leh...
but her funniest joke can fight wif all my lame jks!
haha





















haha dis is e 1st glance in " ONE OF A KIND"
n don't tink it will be the last..
haha
wow!!!
like dis pic jux as much!
haha i look so seductive!!!
* she makes me feel special as i make her feel special!
*we are juz simple!





















haha e king of kings & e king of pasta!!
i look so damn pretty cool!!!
haha, shd've taken my body as well!
wasted..
haha ya cs!!
aiya wat a sad day too,
his last day!
congrat u are free,
sian i've to endure crap again..
haha but never the less,
his intellect aid him alot!
hahaha





















haha tink dis his name "mark"
haha
he is really a playboy!
clubing siao!!!
haha
donno i make up de,
wait we more close i may edit dis post!
haha..
anyway he look like jia hao!
wa lan hao u c,
ur presence is still felt at c4,
sussy, n him.. haha





















13th auntie!!!
haha,
donno her,
i tink she character split!
haha, at 1st time,
she like lion wanna kill me like tt!
c me like i c untill beggar like tt!
wa lan ay..
den now so good to me...
den worse of worse !!!
hahaa she on stage will perfprmance shy de!!!
wahahahaha!!!





















haha taken wif e big boss of sg c4!
hmm, dis guy is juz so great!
although i donno his name,
but he is jux such a wonderful man!
humble he don gib a damn abt his status,
friendly, funny, u name it he has it,
all workers will be damn jealous of us!
n definatly has already commanded lots of respect for dis guy now!
juz so glad tt he was e boss,
haha..
how many big boss will spare time to take phot with a cashier???





















haha to sum up!!!
it was really the most happening event of the year so far!
haha, n i say i enjoyed every moment of it!although it was juz a few short hours,
its enuff!
haha

THE BAD THING:
GARY: arghh!!! where is e photo i took wif him!!! faster i wan!!!
KARMA: same as above! hahaha
F4: dis year only lbk appear in dis show, sad enuff f4 was nt reunited... haha
EDDIE: i would like to take a photo wif him!!!
ANDRE: above!!!
XIAO WEI: go so fast nv take photo wif me!!! hahaha
GUO CHUNG: sian la, go so early! for 1st time u bei steady leh!
CHAN YANG: i missed u!!! haha
CHARLENE: missing liao!! haha if u there surely will be damn fun! haha
GEORGE: wrong day, fail to take pics!!!
BUCURRY:above!
FLORITA: above!
JIA WEN: above!
KIM: above!
ALL LOVABLE aunties: above!!!

haha hope my dream will be fufilled before my 2nd spell ends!!!
wooo hooo!!!
3rd one?? we will see!

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Monday, July 17, 2006

DIEING
i tink e lbk in e past is dieing...
in e past,
lbk is a egomaniac!
now?
slowly dissapearing le...
i tink is a good sign too...
e pass me, was all abt me,
so many things!
but now?
walk one step,
as long as no trip ok le..
haha,
peace...
easy...

of cox, theres always of cox...
does sucking things,( at least i apologize)
& furtthermore my cultivated habit is back,
heck care...
haha which is oso a danger sign.
n hyperactiveness is always in my blood!

C4
well i wrk there very long le...
seen n heard alot of things...
the c4 now i noe,
is full of fucking politics,
that kill images tt i once potrait people as.
people do change...

people has cursed gary for his job,
try to understand his stress was quite fuck up..
he may carry stunts,
but who would eva wanna be a heel?
everyone would like to be a hero..
but it will takes alot to be one!
well all i can say is my loyalty is always with him...
haha of cox when it comes to my schedule...
if i can make it,
theres no problem wif me,
wrking 7 days a week.!!!
but muz wait for my exam 2 finish 1st!!!

sometimes i really dunno how can i feel!
very chim rite?
haha...
its like everyone is apprieciating ur lame jokes,
luffing wif u!
den when u walk away,
we start gossiping of ur stuff!
yup dis a big company,
n thers plenty of backstabbing!
i really donno shd i pity u or wat...
well at least i make an effort to tell u in ur face...
i'm sure ppl will curse me behind my back too..
which well,
i very much don gib a damn too,
haha at least dey tink of me!

hmm,
the following comment is totally none of my busineess,
n i sd nt be sticking my nose to it...
humble!(start)
i donno if i noe or nt...
but well shd i kid????
yeah i kid i kid!!!
haha, if i offend?
pls... pls... forgive me!!!
if u don?
so be it!
lets make an eg.
lets c...
how do ppl gain respect?
make people respect u, by force?
or shd u do things tt ppl respect u?

act like a fucking big shot?
or while u are only a fucking big potato?

or

criticised ppl tt have body shape 10 times beetter den u?
shut ur mouth n look at the mirror?

or

tink everyone is respecting u?
when everyone jux tink u are one of the worse suckers around,
tt throw fuck temper around,
act like a fucking big shot,
n when it comes to facing ur authority,
u act like a fucking piece of BALD head dog,
tt dieing to clean ur owners shoe?
n when ur owner turn around u start to bark at ur own owner???

well idendity shd be covered in order to protect personal!!!
n i try not to tell whoeva, as i needa wrk.
but well at least u noe wat i tink of u...

LBK says:














aside frm vicious dog,
i'm talking abt normal behaving dogs!
i would likda own one puppy myself!
raise him wif my bare hands!!!
haha...
my after ns plan wpuld ideally be a
PUG,
SUASAGE DOG, or
JACK RUSELL
as for the biggers dogs,
i gotta wait 1st..
haha

**sian me shall try nt to criticize again!!!

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Saturday, July 15, 2006

NEW
well lbk has made a new friend again!
haha...
dis time e new driver,
haha young guy oso,
very zai in driving haha!
super friendly oso la..

MAN U
wa pian ay,
e new kit,
so don wanna mention man..
haha.
but one thing is for sure!
theres a hot man u blood in me!
n foreva i will be a manu-holic!!!
pls la buy fernado torres!!!

LBK's review!
liquind generation,
is still a regular place for e great one.
i jux love phill noris!
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/showMeDaContent.aspx?cid=2173
u shd see dis,
luff ur ass off!

dead man chest:
excellent!!!
i would say is $$ well spend!
johnny deep, super funny!
my new idol, haha.
can't wait for e third installment,
gt chow you fan!
haha Captain Sparrow!!! gogogo!!!

downloading:
the breakup.
hmm shd be damn funny ba...
wait for review soon...

waiting for:
my super ex- gf!
wa tt one is another show i wanna watch!
shd be damn funny lo.
haha

SP
cb la...
lately pon alot of lesson!
cannot pon alreadi la!
dis sem i can suck kuku alreadi!
hope for miracle!
kana one warning letter alreadi!

PRECIOUS
simple is gd,
i'm so delight wif e support i get frm u.
everyday juz seem so simple.
no stress watsoeva.
day pass,
day come.
juz like dis...
tink dis is wat i've been looking for.

LBK say:
well sice everyone around e world is discussing,
let the great one join in e topic!









so wat exactly make zidane headbutt tt matterazi?
theres 101 reasons!
but u juz miss e 102nd reason!
see materazzi had plenty of chest hair,
he insulted zidane a bald head!
as a revenge,
he paste some real strong glue on his bald spot,
n charge on his chest!
so tt he could add salt to matterazi injuries!
zidane would have curly hair!
n materazzi will have bald chest!
get it?
its juz so simple!
well if its nt funny juz ignore it!
i kid i kid!!!
i thank mr zidane for all his beautiful stuff he has done!
beautiful football of cox...
i love u!
thank u!

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

SP
wa sian, exam coming le,
tink needa tok schedule wid e c4 ppl le...

WC FINALS
congrat to italy on winnig e wc!
i tink every pasta stuff will hav huge discount soon le!!!
actually nv expect them to win de.
but well dey won it,
n very frankily dey deserve it!
congrat!!!

LATELY
hmm lately i ve been trying to start my revision!
unfortunatly,
my efforts gone in vain!
donno when will i ever have e feel!!!
oso i wanna finish initial d 4,
n harry porter globet fire fast!!!
be'cox i wanna watch
"PIRATES OF THE ..."
arghhh!!!
huge fan of johnny Deep!!!
aka captain sparrow!!!( donno gt forget his name nt)

LBK says:
as soon as my sch finish dis semester,
i wanna wrk like hell!!!
haha
but b4 tt,
i need one day to do similar stuff like dis!
















c when he get drunk,
he can pee, vomit n loathe together!
so convinient!
e bad thing is he get so drunk,
he can't differeniate his pee,
n his beer!

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Friday, July 07, 2006

MOTOR
hahaha soon le!!!
but 1st muz pass my circuit test 1st!!! booo!
taking my car theory soon!!!

MST
haha as expected!
i tink i flung 2!
one more still pending!
e good thing is i fail,
but not so ugly!
wissssh..
heng man!

C4
ok la,
i tink work has definatly become tedious,
i tink i will allow myself to last till CNY nex yr,
den i shall decide,
wat i will do in future.
other den tt, everything is "???".
loyalty still there,
i still love c4!
welll as i say b4,
becox of 2 ppl i return,
n i will continue my upmost loyalty for them,
wenxin n gary.
of cox boss & his right hand man, B.G as well.
politics none of my concern anymore.
gossips are still welcome!!!

I KID I KID!!!
wooooo!!!
its back!!!
haha whose the victim 2day?
let c!
world cup!!!
not the teams but the fans,
well done all nations!!
3 cheers man.
now lets see,
often u hear morons tt don understand soccer,
expertising on soccer,
when dey can't even differeniate a ball from a bald.
hai,
dey are uz pathetic,
craping abt how clever dey are,
this n tt.
well my advice to crapolistics around the world is:
" shut up & enjoy the game!!!"

LBK says

NIGHTMARE!!!

well i tink dis muz be his biggest nightmare till date!

featherless, crispy, and the worst u can;'t find ya head..

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IntrO

Name
Dante Lim Boon Kiat
Age:
21
D.O.B:
May 30th 1986
Others:
V1, LBK.
Basically LBK is a Gamer, not exactly those video game freaks,
but he play with himself. play with his limits, his destiny.
He don't win all the time, but the point is he usually left with an impact.
He's more of a player than an audience.
He pushes his Drive and Determinations to a whole new level when needed.
He's Lazy at most of the time.
He very well classified under the "Extreme" catergeory.

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HiS Loves


His Curse
Virgil
Family
Soccer
Manchester United
Wrestling
Gyming
Sports
Travelling
Eat like there's no tml
Defying destiny
His muscles being overworked
German Shepherd
Golden Retriever
Alaskian Malamute
Pug
Taking Photoes
Hanging Out with Cool Dudes

HiS Dislikes


Crazy Drivers
Customers from the Jungles
Pussy Hyprocrite and Backstabers (who doesn't)
Time Wasting
Last Minutes...(ironically i does tt mst of e time)
Crazy Bitches
A.H asshole!
Feeling Helpless
Feeling Weak

HiS Desires


Kawasaki 150
Bike Liscence
Swatch
Nike Tempo SS
Even Greater Body
Class 3 Lisence
Car~Toyota Vios
Career~ Confidential
Cash~ A.M.A.P
Paris Stunt
Learn to speak Malay, Spanish and French
Playstation 3
PSP
Pug
Learn To Play Drums , Piano and Guitar
Oakley Shades
Virgil Make-Over
Nike Fusion Boots
Dread-Lock
Honda CBR600. Virgil
Bungee Jump
Parachute
Helicoptor Repelling
Survivor Camp(3days enuff!)
Diving
Fly a Plane

HiS Believes


His Ability to do Miracles
He's more than What He is
Hi Potetial is unlimited
He will one day become "a Great one"
God has long abandoned the World
Failure is the best Motivator to Success
Laughter is The Best Medicine
Cherish Evey Moments, Cox Any Moments can be the Last
Error is Inevitable, so is Failing
Human are Natural Actors
Human Toy with their own Feelings
What Goes Around, Comes around
There's no Forever Enemies, nor Lovers.
Actions Speak So Much Louder Than Words
Destiny Lies in your own Hands
Err is Human, Forgiving is Divine

HiS ArchiveS

*July 2005
*August 2005
*September 2005
*October 2005
*November 2005
*December 2005
*January 2006
*February 2006
*March 2006
*April 2006
*May 2006
*June 2006
*July 2006
*August 2006
*September 2006
*October 2006
*November 2006
*December 2006
*January 2007
*February 2007
*March 2007
*April 2007
*May 2007
*June 2007
*July 2007

HiS PasT

Hmmmmm, so ladies and gentlements!!!say Bye Bye to...
OH SHITomg, it's the first time i since donno how ...
SALESwoooo! nowadays, i'm getting more like a puss...
!!!RATED!!!H.Sholy shit!!! kns, how??? i loss wei...
TEST my test is finally over! 4 test, most likely ...
MSTmid semester test... i always assume, its just ...
RANDOMhmm going back there, suddenly i opened up a...
MONDAYhmm monday will be my first paper le. if i'm...
18 JUNE2007 3amHAPPENINGhmm lately playing romance...
PIRATES OF THE CARABBEANAwe! nice show. every john...

HiS MeN

Your Say


His Good Soliders

1999:.

SHUAN TAN
SAMUEL LAU
MELVIN YEO

2OOO:

ALiff
Wen Yang
Yi Xiang
Chuen Hwee

2001:.

Yisan
Keneth
Ai Chia
Li Juan

2002:.

Andy
Chun Siong
Rodney
Zhi Yong

2003:.

Willie
Jason
Jian Ming
Farouk

2004:.

Siaw Jin
Martina
Jia Hao
Zhe Ming

2005:.

Eddie
Kok Kiong
Yao Long
Chan Yang
Andre

2006:.

Guo Chung aka old big
Chee Siang
Cynthia
2007:.

Rui An & Agnes
Jun Yuan
Saifudin
Sky
THANK YOU, U GUYS FOR BEING A PART IN MY LIFE!

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