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Thursday, November 30, 2006

WORSE DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
well, i'm sure dis will be noted as one of the worse day of my life!
30 nov 2006!
holy crap!!!

THE BAD
1) lost my ez-link card!!!
arghhh!!! now i no bus concession!
holy shit! ( i nv had no transport cards since sec sch days!)
bloody hell!
2) my leg damn pain!
i wore a wrong pair of socks!
one long n short de,
de short allows my shoes to eat my skin into my flesh!
3) i miss 2 very impt lecture!!!
god damn it!
partly b'cox i lazy, partly b'cox i QUITE sick!
ok i'm lazy!!!
arghhhh!!!

THE GOOD
muz always look on the bright side of life!
1)lucky the concession ends today
and i only have 50cents left in my ez-link card
2) i will never wear different socks again???
3) i manage to touch on some chapter!!!
since donno when i hardly study!

SP
i took 5 out of my 6 papers,
i tink my result not bad,
consider the effort i put into my studies!
all pass.
whereas the 6th paper,
i sure DIE!
good game liao!
i hope i can get around 30 or 40 marks!
now i already feel the urge liao!
i don wanna regret!
the burning passion is almost back again!

GYM
i wanna go to gym!
i wan to get into my peak!
hell i wanna overcome my peak!
to be better den ever!

SOCCER
suddenly feel like i wanna play soccer again!
my life lately damn sucky!
so no life!
everytime worry abt e stupid motor test!
go and work,( i train when i'm wrking)
i'm so stuck!
i feel like i'm young again!
i wanna kick some serious ass!
LBK! LBK! LBK!!!

LBK says:
hmm e standard prog like what ya gonna do,
and the trash talking lbk say will be back i think by next entry.
lately i super no motivation!
lets see,
my only motivation is that one motivation,
and i'm not driving hard to achieve that thing!
well i knows i will not stand a chance in acheiving that goal!
but don't know why i just.. oh never mind!!!
so lbk says!!!
i had set new targets for 2007!
and i am going to start working towards them right now!
not tml, nor december!
is the very second he published the damn article!
except for one thing, the rest he will push to his limits to achieve his goals!
THE VERDICT:
lbk has NO limit!

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9:46 AM||

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

OMG
wtf!
now den i noe manchester united key striker,
the future of football wayne rooney,
don't even have an o level!!!
arghh!!!
y!!!???
h eno o level earn millions every 10 week!!!
and me???
haha...
sian...
but lbk still a man u freak!!!
MU! MU! MU! MU!!!

LOYALTY
lbk loyalty,
hmm lets see, i tink i'm quite a loyal person.
when i find something that i believe in,
i will stick to it like glue!
of cox, he's much practical den loyal,
i tink...
except for some cases...
GO MU! GO MU! GO MU! GO GO GO!!

LBK says:
arghh nv underestimate an old man!!!
u c although lately lbk hasn't visit gym as much,
i tink his physique or shape is still not bad.
although he is no where near his peak!
hahaa.
anyway...
today i kana thrash by my dad!
knn!
surprise attack!
that cunning old man, 60+++ liao still so strong.
for my record, i never broke his hold!
i tink is some sort or chicken wing choke!
damn it!
i lasted hardly more den 5sec!!!
i submitted!
wah bian ay!
kns, i was not guarded!
cannot even retaliate!
his hold damn firm!
and he coke me out in no time!!!
ARGHHH!!!!
i loss to an old man!
STRATEGY:
see my moves are more emphassing on lower parts like
leg and back!
unlike him, i sucks at choking!
and i cannot out of sudden drag him down!
it will kill him! he's 60+++!
arghhh!
i tink tml morning when my mom brushes her teeth,
i will sneak into his room and sharpshoot him!!!
hahahahaha!!! 0 defense is my ultimate attack!!!
wahahaha!!!

bottomline:
its real great, haha haven been playing stuff like tt,
donno since when!
i love my family!
but i hate to lose!

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9:17 AM||

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

WHAT YA GONNA DO?
todays feature is wat ya gonna do if u hab to pay 7% gst!!
wtf! to do or not u muz pay!
e damn decision really make me less patriotic towards my own nation.
if i'm not wrong tt additional 2% is to aid e poorer,
den who the hell is going to aid us!
wth!!!
den wat abt the initial 5%?
omg!
everytime aft e $800 bonus,
2 times in a row,
there's a raise in gst...
i wonder wats going to happen in the next 5 yr,
wif e opening of e new resort,
will we have to pay 10%?
god damn, i still love sg!
but not the policy!
can't we even hab a say!!!
can anyone help???
uncle sam! wats happening to democraticism!
is it changing to a new defination?
like communism!!!???
bottomline: i believe i hab alot to offer to the nation,
but if i hab e opportunity i will leave!
i swear!

C4
alot of peeps is leaving,
alot has left.
everytime in e CC, or locker-room.
i saw new faces,
which at times not even last month.
so wats going to happen to lbk??
wth i dono wats up nowadays.
fuck hell i wrk damn bloody hard to gain recognition frm boss.
den wif the kah whye incident,
everything seems so unright now,
now i'm like a guy wif no creditbility!
wtf!
i can't blame boss either,
make damn lot of effort,
on promoting him to boss.
den in the end?
wrk one day off one week,
now? dissapear already.
blame myself for all that happens!

SP
struggling!
cannot wake up,
cannot alot of things!
i'm getting my diploma regradless of sime!!!

VROOM
oh my beloving friend!
pls wait for me,
i really no form dis few week!

CRAZY PEOPLE
haha, i cannot understand y people love to scold themselves!
blame themselves!
example, bitching abt themselves being a bitch!
when they are nothing but wonderful people,
wif maybe one or 2 flaw only.
bottomline:
people make mistakes,
people are prone to mistakes,
its only perfect to make mistakes,
verdict:
poeple that noes their mistakes are too far away from the defination of being a bitch!

HAIR STYLIST
hmmm, come to it lbk has alot of hair stylist,
from ah nei, to barber, to bald head unlce barber,
to jessie, to sherley, to tony and finally to myself!!!
i tink e best shd be tony and shirley ba.
haha
tony gib me a clean cut look,
shirley give me alot of pattern,
but all very difficult to style de.
and all e barber is standard de!
yayaya lbk!!!
haha i hab been my own stylist lately!
no choice no $$$ to cut hair.
aft i dis few critical month,
i tink i will find a new stlyist,
haha or maybe i will DIY again.

LBK says:
let see..
if lbk has $$$,
he wants to visit alot of naked woman country!
and of cox he will take pictures like mad!
or maybe videos!
but in another perspective...
people like that..
haha donno wats e point of taking picture!
(SORRY for being racist! I KID I KID!!!)

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1:45 AM||

Friday, November 24, 2006

WHAT YA GONNA DO?
todays feature is, what ya gonna do if
" someone cuaght u digging ur nose??"
hmm depending on the situation,
if i shy, i continue to dig my nose!
but lets say ppl there point here and there?
i will flick my residue on them!!!
haha, and den run away!

SP
today very tired,
cannot wake up!
mentality problem,
ah nei 1st lesson no motivation,
den aft tt, is mr liew,
wake up too late so my as well dun go.
and lastly is rain!
so comfortable,
delay my waking up till3pm!

C4
hmm right now my form is slowly but,
definaltly coming back!

VROOM
ah my soon to be best friend!
** currently no form leh,
practice tt time oso like kns like tt..
haha jia lat man, gotta wait donno when liao.
form ar form faster come back!!!**

u are so hot and sexy!!!
my god i'm begining to join the legion of gayness!












LBK says:
hmm still remember the last entry?
yaya lbk is set to appear in the new season of















lbk will star as himself!
and evil wizard osama has turn the america most
lovable puppet wicked!!!!
arghh!!
they turn to a bunch of teerorist cum muffia!!!
so is up to rambo lbk to save them..
wooo!
lbk will turn the once lovable puppet back to the way they are.
watch lbk battling the evil elmo, cookie monster, big bird and co!
coming to ur tv near u soon!!!

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12:13 AM||

Saturday, November 18, 2006

FINALLY!!!
Finally !!!'LBK'!!! has come back to Suntec City!
yeah i juz love to be back after 2 weeks of hiatus!
it totally sux!
so nothing has change much except thats alot of things to do
once back there.
but i like my wrk...
2day my leg very 'sour'
bei dong man.
maybe still needa adapt.
but i'm back!
hope to be better den ever!
top form man!!!

VROOM
haha i tink dis tuesday e is latest i can meet
my soona be best friend!!!
arghhh!!!
(decided not to call it my gf! cox so eeee)

lj
i tink i "hai si" u leh..
make untill ur head blowing soon le!!!
well,
but lbk don like to lie,
so everything is real.
so alrite truthful..
(** jux hope when my time is over,
i dun hab to rot in hell!!!**)

ROYSTON
hey hey hey!
wth u dl e song from!!!
i want!
i searching for ages liao!!!
pls pls send me!!!

LBK says:
Kids now adays damn violent man,
(**today i saw an ang mo kid, wa lau ay,
take e sword anyhow wack his sister, i donno to luff or wat sia.
another toddler, keep on smacking his father face, another one
keep pulling his mother hair!!!
haha the best part is i saw something unbeliveable!
i wish i could show u guys, but nv take photo,
and ang mo boy kana lock up with dog tie!!!
omg!!!)
maybe is e exposure of too much film,
and shows like Bartney & His Bitch,
so on and so for la,
and jux maybe kids nowadays watch too much action flim,
from number one hollywood action star!!!
LBK!!!
yeah, i tink in order to be a role model for kids,
he will be making for kids show,
cartoons appearance,
comedy, and family flim.
anyway the people like lbk!!!
so i tink e 1st show he will star is...

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10:43 AM||

Thursday, November 16, 2006

WHAT YA GONNA DO?
woo...
2days topic is u noe u are dieing tml.
hmm a sad topic.
but the moral of the story will be great.
e one thing lbk is gonna do is he's going to treat everyone he wish to see that day the best!
of cox i wll start the day thinking all e wonderful things i've done,
and den i'm gonna call everyone in my contact list!
next i will meet up & chat with some of my closest friend.
after that i will spend my last few hours with my mom n dad!
say thank u, and all e mushy mushy stuff to them.
and jux 2 hour before my doom day,
i will call someone...
@!#$ %$%^ &&#%%@#$ (sorry cannot say)
or maybe find a chance to take a last glimspe.
then write a letter that !^%^$$67%$$&^#^&* ^$^$^%$ %
and send it.
then i wll hopefully ask my best trusted buddies to pass e letter.
den i will go and die wif no regrets.

of the story is,
don wait untill u almost die den u do stuff like that,
try to do it little by little everyday.then aft a whole year
u would have very adequate things done.
finally when u are going to die,
u don needa do so many things.
so eg me,
can find more courage to do the last thing i wanna do
for years!!!!
den maybe i'll go peacefully!

MST
wtf, i tink i screw up quite badly,
dun wanna comment on my result 1st.
but one reason!
WWE SMACKDOWN vs RAW 2007!!!
wah lau,
y u came out tt day!
sian...
haha but overall it was a cool game.
i like it alot!
except my controller sucky...
too old liao muz change!!!

rating: 3.5/5 stars
i must say the season storyline improved alot,
so are the other aspect.
but one thing i doesn't like is the ladder match.
AI are too clever!!!
screw it!

C4
countdown one more day!!!
i can't wait to go back!!!

LBK says:
hmm finally the whole lj- "i dun friend u" saga is over!
so who exactly is dis lj fellow?
hmm i tink she is one of the best single out there!
but donno why now still single...
tell u i will wait, if u still single by 22, i will stand in!!
hahaha...
u c nobody one you,
den i "chase" u.
i really very wei da.
so how exactly she look like?
to lbk (althought he always suan her)
she looks like an angel!
she wear specs,
samll gentle eyes,
long black hair,
beautiful facial.
peach small mouth!
(nv realize her teeth in sec 2, till recently) :x
well i can't really find a pic of her to show u guys how pretty she look like!
my comp lousy man.
so i guess i will show you the closest pic i can find!
close to almost the same face except for the moustache and she is not blonde.
i tink it quite resemble her leh...
kidding kidding.
okok i tink i'm gonna stop here.
otherwise later she tell teacher and
dun friend me again.
hahaha kidding!!
(got nothing better to do...)

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1:26 AM||

Monday, November 13, 2006

LBK says:
wah lau.. haha its a long time since i heard something like i dun friend u and stuff like this!!!!
brings me back to my younger day!
hahaha

ok la sorry!
pls accept my apology!!!
promise (try to ) no more airpork!
promise (try to ) no more ronaldo!
promise (try to ) not tok abt ur eyes!
promise (try to ) not tok abt ur eyelid!

a promise is a promise and i will ( try to) keep my promise!
hmm...
so let lbk write u a letter of apology.

dear ms lj,

so sorry that lbk has offend u,
he juz love to kid...
pls pls forgive me.
sometime i juz donno how to start a conversation.
out of boredom i just create lame jokes tt offend u so much!
furthermore innocent me, dun even realize u are having a bad day etc..
so i oso donno wat to say, just hope you can forgive me...
oso donno y u angry only, i must apologize.

yours sincerely,
lbk

*** bottomline***
lbk is a good person!
yeah!
lj apology saga aside...
sometimes i feel like i will turn crazy,
donno y,
maybe i'm keeping too much inside,
maybe i'm keeping too much secret,
maybe there's alot of stuff i'm over doing,
and there's a thing that has bother me since donno when.
is like a curse.
sometimes i hope i was like b4,
no worries, just splat everything out.
in the past more people tends to hear me out.
right now due to the character i've build,
i tends to be less personel.
i just hope i can be like lbk...
the king of all king!!! i love you lbk!!!
arghhhh...
i'm crazy!
wait b4 i turn crazy!!!
accept my apology! ms tan!!!

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Sunday, November 12, 2006

WHAT YA GONNA DO?
hmm i decide to change e title abit..
haha b'cox i always forget the original title..
well dis week was a busy week.
so let lbk kick it off wif..
WHA)T YA GONNA DO!!!
wooo!!!
so baby what ya gonna do if
you can choose being a good guy or a bad guy.

good guy.
you had the respect from the majority,
you are popular,
people remembers you,
you had to think before hand for every single decision u make,
you have to make what is right for the majority,
you often offend people that is closest to you,
when you turn to a bad guy, critic will appear.
when you become a even better person, people that dun see eyes to eyes with you
may turn against you.
***so much for the good guy***

bad guy
you had little respect from people around you,
you are popular behind your own back,
you can hardly give a damn of what decision you make,
people remembers you,
you make decision for what is right that you enjoy or
benefit yuorself.
the people that are closest to you continue to stay close to you.
when you turn to a good guy, people praised you.
when you continue to be more assholic, no one will notice.
***so much for a bad guy***

so much for the good and bad guy analaysis,
well lbk wanna to be a fan fav,
rather den a villian.
but its easier to be a villian.
haha..
you never noes,
lbk says: just goes with the flow.
let my will brings me to where i truely belongs.

VROOM
haiz...
flung again leh.
damn sian... there goes my FW 6606 X
gotta wait for another month again.
sian...
but...
its okay its alright,
lbk will get his bike!!!

BUSY
well it really has being a busy week.
one week of holidays,
haven really touch much on my sch wrk.
now sunday,
tml my 1st test paper liao!!!
haha
from monday to wedneday busy practicing my bike!
still fail.. haha
thursday till friday.
chalet and chalet aftermat!!!
(photo will be up next issue)
so overall for the whole of class 2a/24,
i tink i'm the class slackiest asshole!!!

THE ROCK
wah i'm starting to like tt guy more!
(eee so gay)
haha..
watch walking tall!
he so cool!
i wanna be like him!
haiz..
never train for month liao!
wtf!

CIRCUIT ANALAYSIS
haha now listening to mr toh lecture online.
very funny!
he sounds like mickey mouse!!!

LBK says:

















ps3 will be out by 2007!!!
i will be owning one of it by 2008!!!
garantee!!!
but you see,
how i hope i will own one of dis console!
arhahaha!!!
do absolutly anything!
wah!
no restraint!
no restrict!
2 words!!!
OWN IT!!!

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Monday, November 06, 2006

WHAT WILL YOU DO?
hmm today topic is...
a celebrity!!!
wah.. although at some point of my life,
i will wanna get some peace,
but i definatly wanna try to be one!
hahaha...
i will giv mediacorp a miss.
cox honestly e show biz here sux!
i wanna make it big at either Hollywood,
or Hongkeewood(hong kong)
haha these 2 nations produce e best movies man.
hmm lets c i wanna be a movie star!
preferbly an action stars, or comedian.
Comedian like stephen chow,
and action stars like The Rock!
***extra***
( personally i like alot of action star, since young i watched
lots of action movies from likes of jet li, jackie chan, anorld,
juan cluade n many many more! but i like the rock!
cox he's jux god damn cool!)
***end***
wah haha...
my life will be damn shiok!
everyday sleep wif top rated actress,
ride big cars,
sleep big bed!
damn shiok man!
one more thing!
i only take lead role in movies!!!
or maybe guest appearance!
hahaha..

VROOM
aiyo e last time i wrote abt dis topic,
i flunk!
fuck man!!!
but dis time i wanna tok again!
dun care!
i wanna pass by this time leh!
i demand myself to pass!!!
haha kidding la...
if fail still got next time ma...
as if i'm going to struck by lightning by friday like tt.
haha.
but it would be great if i pass lo.
cox i get finally ride!!!
can't wait to c my new girlfriend!
FW 6606 wait for me!!!

SP
hmm test coming next week,
6 papers.
i dun tink is easy to bluff myway tru..
but i try...
donno y, try to be attentive but cannot.
cox things dun go in.
partly is due to only lately den attentive,
noe very little abt basics,
sian man.
but i try my best!!!
1 week left!
but i tink dis one week is going to be like 3 days!
wif my tp n c4 chalet coming up,
i tink is going to be a rough but challenging route!

c4
as i mention earlier,
i wanna start an era of awesomeness!
and hell man,
is quite difficult.
cox i'm like a bike runnig on reserve oil.

i took 2 weeks off,
largely due to the fact i will be having my test,
and partly due to i'm kinda tired.

but lbk make a pact wif devil himself.
he will push himself to the limit.
juz donno y,
i'm so passionate abt dis god damn job!
i'm enjoying now.
i wanna create a legacy!

but than of cox i wouldn't be able to do it
myslef!
wif syed, zhe ming n kah whye on the rooster now.
the point is tt to gel together.
of cox it would be great if dragon n king kong get get back to
the part time roster as well.
of cox i heard wat's dragon tot,
but whether u wanna join or not,
one thing is for sure,
u are forever a part of this revolution!
so wat i can say is lets wrk hard n create a
revolution.

one thing tt is so appealing is tt under the
right guidance of alot of ppl,
now syed is starting to grow..cool.. that so cool.
hopefully by e time i return there will be alot of surprise
the whole team will be a team!

one thing is for sure!
in order to be a succession,
we neeeda be steady!!!
go go go!

ya finish my personal story!!!
right now!!!

LBK says:














e asian action movie industrial is srinking,
although they still hab tt tony man, n jackie old.
but its still nt enuff,
of cox lbk do make alot of diff,
but aft all he's only a legendary mortal.
alrite enuff of dis promotion.
let get down to the point...
u c,
wif all human endangering,
we needa get into look into other aspect!
as u can c, brother bear there has recently renew a contract
wif disney,
and was staring wif hua mulan!
title has yet to be anounce!
but ait will guest star lbk!!!
yeah!!!

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IntrO

Name
Dante Lim Boon Kiat
Age:
21
D.O.B:
May 30th 1986
Others:
V1, LBK.
Basically LBK is a Gamer, not exactly those video game freaks,
but he play with himself. play with his limits, his destiny.
He don't win all the time, but the point is he usually left with an impact.
He's more of a player than an audience.
He pushes his Drive and Determinations to a whole new level when needed.
He's Lazy at most of the time.
He very well classified under the "Extreme" catergeory.

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br> Ninja!

HiS Loves


His Curse
Virgil
Family
Soccer
Manchester United
Wrestling
Gyming
Sports
Travelling
Eat like there's no tml
Defying destiny
His muscles being overworked
German Shepherd
Golden Retriever
Alaskian Malamute
Pug
Taking Photoes
Hanging Out with Cool Dudes

HiS Dislikes


Crazy Drivers
Customers from the Jungles
Pussy Hyprocrite and Backstabers (who doesn't)
Time Wasting
Last Minutes...(ironically i does tt mst of e time)
Crazy Bitches
A.H asshole!
Feeling Helpless
Feeling Weak

HiS Desires


Kawasaki 150
Bike Liscence
Swatch
Nike Tempo SS
Even Greater Body
Class 3 Lisence
Car~Toyota Vios
Career~ Confidential
Cash~ A.M.A.P
Paris Stunt
Learn to speak Malay, Spanish and French
Playstation 3
PSP
Pug
Learn To Play Drums , Piano and Guitar
Oakley Shades
Virgil Make-Over
Nike Fusion Boots
Dread-Lock
Honda CBR600. Virgil
Bungee Jump
Parachute
Helicoptor Repelling
Survivor Camp(3days enuff!)
Diving
Fly a Plane

HiS Believes


His Ability to do Miracles
He's more than What He is
Hi Potetial is unlimited
He will one day become "a Great one"
God has long abandoned the World
Failure is the best Motivator to Success
Laughter is The Best Medicine
Cherish Evey Moments, Cox Any Moments can be the Last
Error is Inevitable, so is Failing
Human are Natural Actors
Human Toy with their own Feelings
What Goes Around, Comes around
There's no Forever Enemies, nor Lovers.
Actions Speak So Much Louder Than Words
Destiny Lies in your own Hands
Err is Human, Forgiving is Divine

HiS ArchiveS

*July 2005
*August 2005
*September 2005
*October 2005
*November 2005
*December 2005
*January 2006
*February 2006
*March 2006
*April 2006
*May 2006
*June 2006
*July 2006
*August 2006
*September 2006
*October 2006
*November 2006
*December 2006
*January 2007
*February 2007
*March 2007
*April 2007
*May 2007
*June 2007
*July 2007

HiS PasT

Hmmmmm, so ladies and gentlements!!!say Bye Bye to...
OH SHITomg, it's the first time i since donno how ...
SALESwoooo! nowadays, i'm getting more like a puss...
!!!RATED!!!H.Sholy shit!!! kns, how??? i loss wei...
TEST my test is finally over! 4 test, most likely ...
MSTmid semester test... i always assume, its just ...
RANDOMhmm going back there, suddenly i opened up a...
MONDAYhmm monday will be my first paper le. if i'm...
18 JUNE2007 3amHAPPENINGhmm lately playing romance...
PIRATES OF THE CARABBEANAwe! nice show. every john...

HiS MeN

Your Say


His Good Soliders

1999:.

SHUAN TAN
SAMUEL LAU
MELVIN YEO

2OOO:

ALiff
Wen Yang
Yi Xiang
Chuen Hwee

2001:.

Yisan
Keneth
Ai Chia
Li Juan

2002:.

Andy
Chun Siong
Rodney
Zhi Yong

2003:.

Willie
Jason
Jian Ming
Farouk

2004:.

Siaw Jin
Martina
Jia Hao
Zhe Ming

2005:.

Eddie
Kok Kiong
Yao Long
Chan Yang
Andre

2006:.

Guo Chung aka old big
Chee Siang
Cynthia
2007:.

Rui An & Agnes
Jun Yuan
Saifudin
Sky
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