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Friday, December 29, 2006 DEADwah if dis is a sch lesson i'm sure being expelled! cox i'm damn late! i missed x-mas! but luckily i'm in time for 2007!!! so lbk wish u all a very "happening" 2007!!! wahahaha. 2007 so 2007 is coming! lbk say new wishes, & goals. of cox, new targets, and MUST finish some undone work from 2006! so lbk will list all the crap on the 1st few day of 2007! hope 2007 will be a smooth year for lbk! and of course all you lbkholics! MOVIES wah watch alot of movies! quite a number of movies, DEATHNOTE 1 & 2. rating 6.5 so so.. the ending twist not bad. but the overall cut alot. NIGHT IN THE MUSEUM rating 8.5 good funny, and wif meaning. another ben stiller classic! NIGHTMARE BEFORE X-MAS rating 1.5 hmm, if i watch wif my gf shd be ok la. but i watch wif close friend, really cmi leh. den somemore e glasses sucks! hmm, i mean the effect sucks, wear already very uncomfortable, so morale of the story, is not worth the money! $$$ god pls give me more money! version 1.0
10:03 AM|| Saturday, December 16, 2006 YEAHi'm not dead! no SARS, no nothing!!! haha i'm alive!!! my leg still pain! my bones like got ants biting when i run! very wtf! and i still cough like i am a SARS patient, when i run!!! BUSY wah lau lately very busy! busy busy busy!!! FF VII yup! final fantasy 7! it's one of the best game tt ever luanched! my life cycle: wake up, work, ff vii, slp. very no life! IDIOT sian man, i tink my stupid itchy mouth is back! i tink dis month alone, the people tt i offend, can match the past 6 months! wtf has happened? lbk unleashed? or lbk infected again! sian sian sian!!! TLJ haha, thank you miss tan! i tink since i'm blogging means; i'm not dead! dun be sad la... at least, i no die = no SARS = no risk of slaugthering you! yeah huraay!!! ***don't have block you, haha i think you deleted my msn la. or maybe is msn live damn zai, they know i maybe got sars, so automatic quarantine me. thank you, caring & nice friend ms tan li juan. MAGICAL DRINK hmm thanks to it i'm still alive! haha one day, i buy dis "zhi ke shou shui" for $3!!! wtf! wah, but i drank already, my virus like kana kill 50%. faster than dynamo! so if you are coughing like you are having SARS, dun worry, get to SUNTEC CITY FOODCOURT next to carefourre, buy the drink from them, and u will get will in no time! price may change due to gst! SOUTHPARK i wanna watch the damn show!!! current: 67% C4 crazy plan, midnight sales, now still haven 't slp, waiting for my hair to dry! now is 4:13am! tml i gotta wake up at 8am!!! wah!!! LBK says i tink i 'm going to tok less abt C4 kns, i down there like fuck now, totally no respect for any-body. like no government like tt. i turn heel?  what is love? love is when something from a differnet kind can suck your nipples? NA! i'm kidding! lbk will never understand wtf it is! but will always appreiciate what is shown on him! yeah mommy b'dae coming soon!!! version 1.0
11:57 AM|| Tuesday, December 12, 2006 GOD-DAMN holy piece of crap, i tink i'm going to die soon. i cough like i been infected by sars! non stop... omg! my chest is VERY pain! every breathe hurts.. and my left foot, my right and left lower leg, is ridiculously pain! i think i got to jump less. holy shit. 3 in 1! please, don't take lbk away juz yet! there's still alot of unfinished business, and my ambitious is way too big to be taken away from me! thanks... SOUTH PARK i think this show is the best ever crap show that ever created! i like it! viiolence, crap, corny jokes! must be the show of the century along with the simpsons! i like "omg! they killed kenny" "you sick bastard!" "your mothers a whore" "you dirty son of a bitch" and many many more! lame crude jokes, that brighten my day!!! WHAT YA GONNA DO? this entry features is.. when you meet a flasher! if lbk is in the picture, he vowed he's gonna kick his balls, till it turn triangle! but what if you are a weak lady? here's some tips.... 1) use a nut-cracker!, yup crack his damn nuts! 2) squeeze his damn balls hard!, twist it, till the balls hit the ground! 3) use a lighter, burn and boil his damn balls, till it turn red, and when you can hear the "pop" sound. 4) cut the lgihtstick away! 5) scratch it with your claws! 6) pull the bushes hard! 7) never run away, face them! so if any of you need further advice! you can always call the great one! no problem! LBK says:  "the guy that drive: extreme!" "the guy that is taking photo : extremily idiotic!" well they say its kinda hard to find a job now you see... so good luck idiot! and so long! version 1.0
8:31 AM|| Friday, December 08, 2006 DEChai dec supposingly be my fav month of the year. by y???? so many NO GOOD things happenned. i lost my ez-link card, i drop plank for the 2nd time, i lost my phone, my thumbdrive kana reformat (my proj!!!) and alot of mini incidents... wtf! can 2007 be a year that will evetually the gateway to paradise for lbk? stay tune! X-MAS wooo, x-mas is coming liao, i hab been chioing alot of ppl to play at tt day, but the problem is, i still hab no idea wat to play!! haha especially at 12am in the morning, wtf are we going to do? hmm, the idea muz suit everybody de, and everybody must get to enjoy. WHAT YA GONNA DO? todays featuring topic is " you found out that, everyone you knows, turn their back on you". well, for the king, this will be the tragedy of tragedy. imagine that everyone that you trusted, starts to badmouth you, wow how exciting it's gonna be. haha. if lbk were to get this kinda treatment? well i would says, i deserve it. why? cox if i'm not a sucka, why the hell would people starts to criticse the king? so accept it, you can change to a better person or you can do nothing about it. lbk is a lazy person soi he will do nothing about it. what about you all? LBK says:  it's good to be a soccer fan, picture means a thousand words. horny bastard! haha i wonder what would a red white cresent and 5 stars ass look like? version 1.0
7:39 PM|| Wednesday, December 06, 2006 VROOMy! y? y? y are u playing such a cruel joke on me! arghh 4 time! i drop twice down the plank! dis time i kana 4 marks! ya i admit i shd deserve some imm failure, and most probably hab a bad start, but LBK dun deserve dis kinda treatment! ARGHH!!! nvm la, try again lo.. hahaha BAD TEMPER hai my temper damn bad, jux now i point at a L plate driver, and i also, kicked the bike seat and the mirror! when my bike fall off the plank.. no good.. muz change! SP knn! i tink my vroom dreamn gotta postpone 1st, i neglected my studies alot! maybe for the reason of mr vroom! (excuses) so i muz chiong and attend lesson liao! C4 on second tot donno wanna attach there anot. oso donno if dey wan me anot! so botoomline, still study 1st! PROJECT i got 3 proj on the line now, wif one i muz rush by dis coming fri. so is going to be a very tight night. i jux wanna faster attachment! haha can't wait for it to happen! LBK says: my morale hit rock bottom!!! arghhh!!! knn! ccb! fuck! arghh!!! etc etc etc @@##$%^&*!!! but vroom aside la, my final year exam coming liao, apparently i look worried, yet i didn't attend a single lecture dis semester! wtf!!! at most i attend one lecture only??? i tink i can die liao! screw the worse part of my life is, i can't be able to lower my morale for a single day! at most 2 or 3 hours... sian  arghh!!! y did i post dis picture? holy shit! but never mind, lets get back to business... wow i didn't monkeys are so patient and wonderful creatures too!! i tink some point of my life, i may consider changing my species... maybe i want to change to chimpanze? they look nicer. version 1.0
9:13 PM|| Friday, December 01, 2006 1DEC2006!!!woo!!! my fav month! cox is chrismas time! i wan my present!!! pls santa!!! dis yr i wan my best friend to be come quicker can? i love u santa. another wish, if u can grant me den grant me, i oso don expect much. so come x-mas come!!! WHAT YA GONNA DO? hmm, dis week is a sad topic. so what ya gonnoa do if ur companion suffer some kinda freak incident? wah!!! haha... challenging! face- i tink face shd be the luckiest. cox aft all, she turn ugly when she get old! the most impt is she noes how to cook!(adopt frm jeremy) paralysis- of cox i will take good care of her. morning wrk, night take care. den holiday go walk walk. organ failure- donate to her? will you ever leave her? ya. aft i gave wat she needs to her, confirm she is well, i will hide, and wait for myself to rot to death. otherwise it will be hell no! do you mean what you say? of cox la, if i not mean i waste so much of my time, doing stupid survey meh! and is all about my quality of wife(qow)! if i decide we can together, i will do anything to give her a easy and comfortable life. well this was one of the survey i took. theres alot more, but i have better thing to do. so i jux pick the easiest to answer question. the best is aft my ns, my fairy god mother throw my dream lady down from the sky! wah!!! so perfect! anything oso no need to do! but if i nv catch, muz throw another one more down ok? throw untill i caught one! thank you, fairy god mother! bk love u! SP haha jux as i tot i fail my aes. but dis time i'm sure i can pass liao! i gt the form!!! yeah my form is back! but only for my sch only! VROOM well can pass or not muz c my form can suddenly come back ma, my confident so far is close to zero! LBK says:  if u can't c, dl and enlarge it! attachment is coming! i can't wait for it! but pls wateva u gib! dun gib me jurong, tuas and anyway near there!!! and oso pls dun ever gib me a plumber job! but it would be great if i have a female client!!! but what if i get a horny gay client!!! nonononono!!! no wat if, i dun wanna fall into such gaytrap! eeeeeee! kill e gays! lay the smacking down on all their candy asses!!! version 1.0
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