GOD-DAMN holy piece of crap, i tink i'm going to die soon. i cough like i been infected by sars! non stop... omg! my chest is VERY pain! every breathe hurts.. and my left foot, my right and left lower leg, is ridiculously pain! i think i got to jump less. holy shit. 3 in 1! please, don't take lbk away juz yet! there's still alot of unfinished business, and my ambitious is way too big to be taken away from me! thanks...
SOUTH PARK i think this show is the best ever crap show that ever created! i like it! viiolence, crap, corny jokes! must be the show of the century along with the simpsons! i like "omg! they killed kenny" "you sick bastard!" "your mothers a whore" "you dirty son of a bitch" and many many more! lame crude jokes, that brighten my day!!!
WHAT YA GONNA DO? this entry features is.. when you meet a flasher! if lbk is in the picture, he vowed he's gonna kick his balls, till it turn triangle! but what if you are a weak lady? here's some tips.... 1) use a nut-cracker!, yup crack his damn nuts! 2) squeeze his damn balls hard!, twist it, till the balls hit the ground! 3) use a lighter, burn and boil his damn balls, till it turn red, and when you can hear the "pop" sound. 4) cut the lgihtstick away! 5) scratch it with your claws! 6) pull the bushes hard! 7) never run away, face them! so if any of you need further advice! you can always call the great one! no problem!
LBK says:
"the guy that drive: extreme!" "the guy that is taking photo : extremily idiotic!" well they say its kinda hard to find a job now you see... so good luck idiot! and so long!
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Name Dante Lim Boon Kiat Age: 21 D.O.B: May 30th 1986 Others:
V1, LBK.
Basically LBK is a Gamer, not exactly those video game freaks,
but he play with himself. play with his limits, his destiny.
He don't win all the time, but the point is he usually left with an impact.
He's more of a player than an audience.
He pushes his Drive and Determinations to a whole new level when needed.
He's Lazy at most of the time.
He very well classified under the "Extreme" catergeory.
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HiS Loves
His Curse
Virgil
Family
Soccer
Manchester United
Wrestling
Gyming
Sports
Travelling
Eat like there's no tml
Defying destiny
His muscles being overworked
German Shepherd
Golden Retriever
Alaskian Malamute
Pug
Taking Photoes
Hanging Out with Cool Dudes
HiS Dislikes
Crazy Drivers
Customers from the Jungles
Pussy Hyprocrite and Backstabers (who doesn't)
Time Wasting
Last Minutes...(ironically i does tt mst of e time)
Crazy Bitches
A.H asshole!
Feeling Helpless
Feeling Weak
HiS Desires
Kawasaki 150 Bike Liscence Swatch Nike Tempo SS
Even Greater Body
Class 3 Lisence
Car~Toyota Vios
Career~ Confidential
Cash~ A.M.A.P
Paris Stunt
Learn to speak Malay, Spanish and French
Playstation 3
PSP
Pug
Learn To Play Drums , Piano and Guitar
Oakley Shades
Virgil Make-Over
Nike Fusion Boots
Dread-Lock
Honda CBR600. Virgil
Bungee Jump
Parachute
Helicoptor Repelling
Survivor Camp(3days enuff!)
Diving
Fly a Plane
HiS Believes
His Ability to do Miracles
He's more than What He is
Hi Potetial is unlimited
He will one day become "a Great one"
God has long abandoned the World
Failure is the best Motivator to Success
Laughter is The Best Medicine
Cherish Evey Moments, Cox Any Moments can be the Last
Error is Inevitable, so is Failing
Human are Natural Actors
Human Toy with their own Feelings
What Goes Around, Comes around
There's no Forever Enemies, nor Lovers.
Actions Speak So Much Louder Than Words
Destiny Lies in your own Hands
Err is Human, Forgiving is Divine
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